Morning Thrust

What is Morning Thrust?

When you wake up spooning someone with morning wood, and proceed to give them a good thrustin.

"Hey, where'd you sleep after the party?"

"I woke up in the basement with some chick, i dunno who she was but I gave her a healthy dose of the Morning Thrust!"

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