Morning Thunder

What is Morning Thunder?


1.

The first, usually very powerful, fart of the day.

'The quiet peace of the tent was shattered by Brian's morning thunder'

See ant

2.

I highly audible fart experienced first thing when one awakes. Often characterised by it's lack of flavour, dry texture and longevity. Often gives a great feeling of satisfaction.

Ahhh, I feel better for that morning thunder'

See fart, pump, gas, poo, pre-flush

3.

1) Inordinately great sex in the morning. As strong and powerful as a Bison.

2) A flavor of tea...to be had in the morning after having sex.

Man, I got two smashing cups of morning thunder today, Finneus.


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