Morning Thunder

What is Morning Thunder?


1.

The first, usually very powerful, fart of the day.

'The quiet peace of the tent was shattered by Brian's morning thunder'

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2.

I highly audible fart experienced first thing when one awakes. Often characterised by it's lack of flavour, dry texture and longevity. Often gives a great feeling of satisfaction.

Ahhh, I feel better for that morning thunder'

See fart, pump, gas, poo, pre-flush

3.

1) Inordinately great sex in the morning. As strong and powerful as a Bison.

2) A flavor of tea...to be had in the morning after having sex.

Man, I got two smashing cups of morning thunder today, Finneus.


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