Morning Wood Elf

What is Morning Wood Elf?

1) A Canadian power metal band from Vancouver Island, BC

2) A reference to ones hardened Penis in the Morning

that better not be your Morning Wood Elf touching my leg.

See nanaimo, morning, vancouver island, metal, power, mtl, dragon, scrotum, fantasy, dwarf, troll

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