Morning Wood Fairy

What is Morning Wood Fairy?

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

Jizz Showdown

1. a mix between bukkake and limp biscuit. several buddies jerk off around a special slut. the first man to blow his load all over her ti..

Hand Candy

1. A female (or group of females) worth retaining in mind for referral back to at a later date when it is more convenient to perform a Five..

Geezet

1. the way of callin a girl a geeza without bein slapped man: 'alrite geeza' lady:'fuk off i aint a geeza i aint a boi&ap..

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