Morning Wood Fairy

What is Morning Wood Fairy?

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

Pebble Dump

1. When it feels like you have to take a mammoth dump, you sit on the can and push until you feel your eye balls popping out of their soc..

Carbon Footprint

1. The amount of greenhouse gases released by a person, group, or machine. Al Gore may drive a hybrid and rant about global warming, but w..

Jiz Jar

1. A girl that that takes a lot of penis. (Also known as a slut) "Dude, I can't believe you did that girl, she is such a jiz jar..

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