Morning Wood Fairy

What is Morning Wood Fairy?

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

Major Andre

1. Masterbating while auto erotic asphyxiating (hanging) yourself while spying another couple having sex. While laying pipe with my girlfr..

I Predict A Riot!

1. From the song by the Kaiser Chiefs of the same name. Usually shouted at close quaters blurring the words together to sound like "ip..

Piss Cold

1. when your to cold for words its piss cold im freezing my nips off See cold, freezing..

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