Morning Wood Fairy

What is Morning Wood Fairy?

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

Queefbait

1. The ultimate word that can be used in any situation. "Woah dude you queefbaited that downrail" "I was out badger huntin..

W.a.f.l.

1. (or WAFL in instant messages) - Denotes "what a f*cking loser". Johnny5: I am the best. I totally rule! Sandra: jeez, not to..

Zomgasm

1. a hybrid of the words zomg and orgasm, something so sexy and/or crazy that you have a zomgasm. shes smart, and shes a member of the han..

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