Morning Wood Fairy

What is Morning Wood Fairy?

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

Skintus Maximus

1. To be poor. Have no money bankrupt Person 1 "Are coming out later?" Person 2 "No Im skintus maximus"..

Jimmybay

1. dimwitted or of sub standard education 'Simons okay, but his brother's a bit of a jimmybay'..

Ereculate

1. The act of accidentally ejaculating when trying to obtain only an erection I was fooling around with my girlfriend and ereculated See ..

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