Morning Wood Fairy

What is Morning Wood Fairy?

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

Ngrpls

1. Nigger please What? You stole four hubcaps last night, NGRPLS. See NGRPLS..

Hurtastic

1. When someone is beyond ugly. Rejected immediately! Man 1:Aye, did that ugly ass girl?! Man 2:Nah nigga she was Hurtastic! See hurt, f..

Lionheart.

1. To underperform yet expect undue reward Mitch really pulled a lionheart when he wrecked the boss's car then asked for a raise...

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