Morning Wood Fairy

What is Morning Wood Fairy?

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

Pulling Ovens

1. sexual act involving oven mitts and strategically placed cookies "omg did u hear that those two were pulling ovens last night?&quo..

Double Duce Juice

1. you drop the first duce and then it comes around in a sneak attack and you have no way of knowing that it is coming and you shit your PA..

Fat Ass Dairies

1. Large breasts on a woman Look at her, she has fat ass dairies! See breast, hooters, boobies, knockers..

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