Morning Wood Fairy

What is Morning Wood Fairy?

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

Garfield Without Garfield

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E-flexes

1. Measurement of how quickly one responds to electronic communication. "John took a week to reply to my email. I guess he's got..

[phonica]

1. to fuck or do someone in the booty hole Yeah, you like it when I Phonica, let me Phonicayou harder! See phon, nica, ca, hon..

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