Morning Wood Fairy

What is Morning Wood Fairy?

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

W.o.p

1. Not to be confused with "wop" or without papers, or any type of Italian slur. But W.O.P is an abreaviation for without paper, ..

Rankin-cow

1. a middle aged woman who has not had any action in years and will die alone! and also is beggining to consider becoming a lesbian because..

Option Three

1. You have three choices when waking up to a roommate having sex in your room. Option three is to ask to join. <load moaning> &qu..

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