Morning Wood Fairy

What is Morning Wood Fairy?

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

Effin'-fuckin'

1. Used when one tries to hold back from using the "F word" but immediately after is much too excited and just says "Fuckin&..

Neptunes Kiss

1. the name given to the water/piss splash which wets ones bottom when excreting a particularly heavy shit when sat on the toilet i was a ..

Explorimenting

1. A combination of exploring and experimenting "I will be explorimenting in Peru next month." or "He desperately wanted to..

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