Morning Woodn't

What is Morning Woodn't?


1.

Waking up next to someone the next morning who is so strikingly hideous that you are unable to become aroused. Antonym: Morning Wood.

John woke up next to a random chick that he had met at the bar and it was found he had a morning woodn't.

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