Morning Woodn't

What is Morning Woodn't?

Waking up next to someone the next morning who is so strikingly hideous that you are unable to become aroused. Antonym: Morning Wood.

John woke up next to a random chick that he had met at the bar and it was found he had a morning woodn't.

See Michele

Dirty Shamchez

1. when an irishman pulls his cock out of a chicks ass then wipes it over her upper lip for the stink factor. This broad tried to gross me..

Zedify

1. to shorten a normal word with the letter Z at the end. usually used in text messages or in chat rooms/instant messaging programs on the ..

Zump

1. Any toy used for sexual pleasure. Wow thats a big zump. hey can i borrow your zump 2. any kind of toy used for sexual pleasure. Man..

Morning Woodn't Edit Meaning