Morning Woodn't

What is Morning Woodn't?

Waking up next to someone the next morning who is so strikingly hideous that you are unable to become aroused. Antonym: Morning Wood.

John woke up next to a random chick that he had met at the bar and it was found he had a morning woodn't.

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Isobel Rapoport

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Oshy

1. Defines the having of a mahusive penis. Also reffered to as being 'hung as an oshy'. His dick was so big, he had an oshy...

Lif'up

1. (Adj) To raise one thigh or buttocks prior to releasing built up gas in the lower intestine. Other wise known as "lifting up",..

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