Morning Woodn't

What is Morning Woodn't?

Waking up next to someone the next morning who is so strikingly hideous that you are unable to become aroused. Antonym: Morning Wood.

John woke up next to a random chick that he had met at the bar and it was found he had a morning woodn't.

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Dick Fat Percentage

1. the amount of fat one has on his dick. Hey dog, you been trying to cut back on your dick fat percentage? See shaft, rod, lollydick, me..

A.c.t.s.

1. Assume that every firearm is loaded. Control the muzzle direction at all times. Trigger finger must be kept off the trigger and out of..

Haymarket

1. Haymarket is a little town thats barely big enough to live in. Even though developments near by have the same zip code, they are actully..

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