Morning Woodn't

What is Morning Woodn't?

Waking up next to someone the next morning who is so strikingly hideous that you are unable to become aroused. Antonym: Morning Wood.

John woke up next to a random chick that he had met at the bar and it was found he had a morning woodn't.

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Vassar Bukkake Splash Special

1. When a group of men from Vassar cum on a girl's gums and the cum splashes off the gums to splatter all over their penises and a you..

Cuthen

1. It's like... "Cool, I got it, see ya later/then. Long "u." Coooooo-then. But say it fast with a soft "th."..

Markishnish

1. 1. can be a dick, has a dick, is a dick 2. guy who can be ridiculously funny, in a non funny way 3. good friend, even though he is a d..

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