Morning Woodn't

What is Morning Woodn't?

Waking up next to someone the next morning who is so strikingly hideous that you are unable to become aroused. Antonym: Morning Wood.

John woke up next to a random chick that he had met at the bar and it was found he had a morning woodn't.

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Louisville Chugger

1. a drinking game in whick you take a wiffle ball bat, cut the end with no little whole on it, fill it with beer. You drink the beer while..

Zhe Cao

1. A Rat. Never trust a Zhe Cao. Person: OMG, he ratted me out to the cops! Friend: What a Zhe Cao. See rat, cao, chinese, untrustworthy..

Gwerp

1. people that have sex with animals. you let your dog lick your nutz? you are such a gwerp See beastiality, animal sex, fuck, fornicatio..

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