Morning Woodn't

What is Morning Woodn't?

Waking up next to someone the next morning who is so strikingly hideous that you are unable to become aroused. Antonym: Morning Wood.

John woke up next to a random chick that he had met at the bar and it was found he had a morning woodn't.

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Deaddolleh

1. The most self-centered, egotistical, hard-headed, irrational, most potty-mouthed person. Wow, who starts their OWN birthday thread? Dea..

Old Man

1. n, 1) Father. 2) husband, boyfriend, or lover. her old man dont like me very much, cuz I brought her home after midnight See herbie..

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