Morning Woody

What is Morning Woody?

when you wake up with a bonner. And it happens every morning and you then have to piss.

i woke up and got a morning woody it sucked cuzz my mom walked in i had to hide it.

See dick, cock, u.b, pene, piss

Humpty Blumpkin

1. When you fall off the toilet while getting a blumpkin. Read Humpty Blumpkin above . . . See blumpkin, fall, toilet, humpty, blumkin..

Offput

1. As in I did not expect to "feel" that way. I was offput by the way she said that or I was offput by what she said. See ronin..

Znyppgrovv

1. a very small garden gnome. We went to Walmart's garden center to look for znyppgrovv's to adorn our garden. See Pimp Juice..

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