Morning Woody

What is Morning Woody?

when you wake up with a bonner. And it happens every morning and you then have to piss.

i woke up and got a morning woody it sucked cuzz my mom walked in i had to hide it.

See dick, cock, u.b, pene, piss

Zoned Out

1. Similar to daydreaming, zoning out usually involves obscure subject matter such as how toothpicks are made or what will happen when squi..

Mass-destruction-pussy

1. A pussy so nasty and filled with disease that its mear opening lets out a series of toxins so deadly it can destroy the ozone layer and ..

Dogstacle

1. When a dog becomes an obstacle. I tripped over a dogstacle in the dark. 2. A doggy obstacle: You trip over your black lab sleeping in..

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