Morningness

What is Morningness?


1.

A sickness where you are not mentally, or physically awake in the mornings. Symptoms include grumpyness, unwillingness to talk, low alert levels, and closed eyelids.

Comes from lack of sleep, high activity, or being genetically born with it.

"Man, I really have a bad case of Morningness today."

"I always have Morningness."

See morningness, morning, tired, sleepy, dead, annoyed, dragon, quiet

2.

A sickness where you are not mentally, or physically awake in the mornings. Symptoms include grumpyness, low alert levels, and closed eyelids.

Comes from lack of sleep, high activity, or being genetically born with it.

"Man, I really have a bad case of Morningness today."

"I always have Morningness."

See morningness, grumpy, sleepy, sleep, morning, tired

3.

Smelly Breath that you get in the morning also occurs mainly after a night of heavy drinking.

Bob: "So you tapped that again in the morning?"

Tom: "F**k no she had morningness...I got out of there as fast as I could"

Bob: "Damn Right"

See morning breath, bad breath, halitosis


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