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A slang term referring to a mans penis.
Rufus tried to get me to go down on his pearl squirter. I told him he best talk to his hand be..
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Someone who can not stop themself from incessant bitching because they have nothing better to do after they get owned. They believe tha..
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Were a man ejaculates onto a womans eye causing pain.
"Give me a hot monocle"
"ok"
~after a long pleasurable time..