What is Morphindite?
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A read hot babe in satin panties who dresses up as Chris Farley and masturbates herself with the dog.
That chick's been missing all weekend...I bet that morphindite has locked herself in her room, pleasuring herself into oblivion. Again.
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People who play the sport of baseball. These people are dull ane perdictable because they play popular, well-known sports. They are know..
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Stimulator of the Abdominal Snowman - in other words, you masturbate imaginary monsters.
God Damn yeti-yankers are pissin me off
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