What is Morphindite?
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A read hot babe in satin panties who dresses up as Chris Farley and masturbates herself with the dog.
That chick's been missing all weekend...I bet that morphindite has locked herself in her room, pleasuring herself into oblivion. Again.
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The patch of skin between the belly button and the boner.
I shaved my forehead pillow, because the hair was irritating my girlfriend&ap..