Morris

What is Morris?


1.

Morris- An aesthetic of attitude, behavior, comportment, appearance, style and Zeitgeist.Having the quality of being good or wholesome.

E.g.

1. Getting laid by chicks is soooooo morris.

2."God, Hitman is morris to the max."

See nice, deck, sexy, dank, awesome, fly, fresh, bomb, dope, buck, cool, sweet

2.

to shove an object of some sort generally pointy, up someones rectal area by force.

damnn dude,

i just got morrised.

See shove, force, object, anal, area

3.

To pick up all the cash and pay by credit card when dining with a group at a restaurant.

Dudes, I'm short on cash so I'm going to morris the bill

See pay, bill, tab, check, card

4.

Awesome!

Dude, that movie "Role Models" was equally hilarious and morris.

Can also be used as Morris to the Max = REALLY GOOD!

See cool, nato, awesome, grand, to the max

5.

Answer to question that means neither true, nor false.

Anonymous Friend:

"Hey Jimmy, did you put true or false for the answer to question five on that test?"

Jimmy:

"Actually, I couldn't make up my mind, so I put MORRIS."

See true, false, retort, morris

6.

To morris is to complusively bullshit.

To tell a story that is some way off the truth

Also known as a greenall

Man 1: I shagged a milf in the toilets last night

Man 2 (to man 3): Do you smell a morris

Man 3: Sure do

See morris, bull shit, bollocks, lies, lier

7.

To pull a Morris. To simultaneously sneeze and shit.

"Oh crap, I just pulled a Morris"

See morris, scat, poop, sneeze, jodie, anal


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