What is Morris Catholic High School?
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A small, green-tiled, ugly school with a gay mascot that always gets beaten by a bee or something. The halls are too narrow, and the ceiling drips AIDS water after the winter is over. The faculty keeps you from dying your hair any color but a natural one and overall have a fear of any kind of individuality. They force the students to dress in hot, uncomfortable uniforms that no one likes and force them to wear sweaters or fleeces in the winter even you aren't hot. They hate any kind of good taste in music and athiest people because they like catholic butt rape from priests that don't do their job. Finals are even worse than school because they don't let you go to the bathroom so you have to piss your pants or faint in order to get out of the classroom.
The music department is run by none other than the evil tyrant with size ZZ boobs. This creature will engulf your soul if you show up one minute late to rehearsal or something and will call you out in the middle of class and tell you that you're not allowed to smile. Ever again. The theater department, which is good, is run by whoever decides to take it on at that year but it casts the most untalented, uninpressive losers like
Harry Potter: JUST 15 MINUTES!
Cool person: No. You're a loser.
Harry Potter: Pleeeeassseee
Cool person: No.
Harelip: What does that say?
Cool Person: None of your business hoe.
Harelip: Let me read it.
Cool Person: Get some friends.
Coach: Let's go play basketball!
Players: Let's not because we're fat spoiled rich people who jack off for fun.
Coach: What do you mean?
Players: We go to Morris Catholic High School, don't we?
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