Morris Complex

What is Morris Complex?


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When your girl friend is very attractive, only to cut her hair and become very unattractive. Then you are stuck in a situation where you want to break up with her but cannot because you do not want to seem shallow

John, "Man my girl friend cut her hair recently, she is no longer attractive, and I want to break up with her."

Will, "Your obviously suffering from the Morris Complex"

See unattractive, morris, shallow, complex, hair, cut


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