Mortal

What is Mortal?


1.

To be very, very drunk. Contrary to the guy before me, the word 'mortal' is also used in the North-East of England (ie: Newcastle and Sunderland)

Last night, I was proper mortal!!!!

See mortal, drunk, drink, beer, your, mother

2.

Not immortal. A mortal is someone or something that can die off through natural or unnatural selection.

Is there life after this mortal coil is shed?

See larstait

3.

to be extremely drunk

<(to be mortal:)>

I was fucking mortal last night!

See drunk, rat arsed, smashed, fucked, wrecked

4.

1. a downer, upsetting, depressing

2. uncool

1. Bob: "man, my girl left me last night."

Stu: "damn, son. that's mortal."

2. Bob: "yo, george is so awesome!"

Stu: "what are you on about? that dude's fuckin' mortal."

See lame, downer, uncool, stupid, gay

5.

To be very, very drunk. This term is used almost exclusively in the west of Scotland.

I went oot last night and I was pure mortal, man!

See Lambchops


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