Mortal Celery State

What is Mortal Celery State?

1. A state of physical health in which the very act of wiping sweat from one's brow produces more sweat than was originally present.

2. When medical attention must seek you.

Did you hear about Bryan Palpers? He's entered the Mortal Celery State!

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Imflyf

1. I mother fukn love you forever him: imflyf her: me too. See ily, ifly, imfly, love, forever..

Iraq Invasion

1. When a guy promises to pull out because he doesn't have a condom, but instead goes halfway, screams "PSYCH!", punches the..

Yukz

1. Throw up Ryan spent the last night in Ecuador yukzing in my bathroom. See yak, spew, blow chunks, chunk, lose it..

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