Mortal Celery State

What is Mortal Celery State?

1. A state of physical health in which the very act of wiping sweat from one's brow produces more sweat than was originally present.

2. When medical attention must seek you.

Did you hear about Bryan Palpers? He's entered the Mortal Celery State!

See obesity, death, mortality, mortal, celery, fat, chubby, sweat, fatigue, fatal, fatality

Urinpal

1. When you're in a public bathroom and all the other urinals are free, a guy comes and takes the one next to you. There are four uri..

Burminating

1. verb. thrasing through wildly and causing general death and destruction The dragon was burminating the countryside. See thrashing, de..

Oyfe

1. Open Your Fucking Eyes OYFE the read post message is blinking it's face off -mitchsterbrau / sirdriftalot See oyfe, open..

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