Mortal Celery State

What is Mortal Celery State?

1. A state of physical health in which the very act of wiping sweat from one's brow produces more sweat than was originally present.

2. When medical attention must seek you.

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G.f.y.

1. mixed meaning, in the case of a friend, good for you. If someone you don't like, Go F*** Yourself Friend: Congrats on the promotio..

Friendosaur

1. The unfortunate looking friend of one or more generally attractive women. What was that nasty skank doing with all those dimes? She wa..

Nippert

1. transformation in which ones nipple reacts with a decreasing temperature and becomes stiff, pointy, or more solid. Erin:"Oh my god..

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