Mortal Celery State

What is Mortal Celery State?

1. A state of physical health in which the very act of wiping sweat from one's brow produces more sweat than was originally present.

2. When medical attention must seek you.

Did you hear about Bryan Palpers? He's entered the Mortal Celery State!

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