Mortal Kombatese

What is Mortal Kombatese?

When typing something on chat or test related things, the hard c sound is replaced with k.

Chat Room:

Guy 1- I kan't believe that kancer killed my grandma

Guy 2- Why are you speaking in Mortal Kombatese?!!!

See mortal, kombat, the, destroyer, is, manifest

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