What is Mortality Fail?
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When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.
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Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.
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Random Words:
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A list of acronyms sometimes used in online gaming, when one game player completely destroys another
Z - to pronounce the word with..
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When someone who sucks at sports gets a good play, and everyone on their team goes crazy about it to make them feel good. Usually occurs..
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When one gives two thumbs up.
The ultimate expression of happiness.
DUDE!!! We won the lottery!
Oh, shit flash them double ups!
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