Mortality Fail

What is Mortality Fail?

1.

When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.

See failfor further definement.

Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.

Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.

See mortal, mortality, epic, fail, succeed
67

Random Words:

Revection
1. When you see something so horrible your penis completely retreats into your body. That girl was so ugly it gave me a revection. See er..
Read more
Art Film
1. Noun. A pornographic movie. Go hide the art films in your room, I want to have some people over tonight, you perv. See porno, porn, x..
Read more
Egolub
1. Preferred username of Evan Golub - first known use 1992. Just send him e-mail at his egolub address. See anonymous..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free