What is Mortality Fail?
1.
When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.
See
Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.
See
Random Words:
1.
To make yourself indispensable so that you can not possibly get fired.
I decreased the scrap and rework and increased the productivity ..
1.
To have casual sex with
"I'd like to knock off a slice of that bitch!"
See sex, women, screw, fuck, casual..
