What is Mortality Fail?
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When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.
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Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.
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Random Words:
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literally "Your mother". A derivation of yo mamma, used as a joke insult for any occasion. It doesn't have to make any se..
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Strange way of agreeing to something. Usually said by dirty old Singaporean men. Followed by wierd random hand movements.
See also, Coo..
