What is Mortality Fail?
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When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.
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Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.
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Random Words:
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Noun. One cool guy; like a bro; or broham
I can tell by that guys shoes that he is one brohampton.
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How long it takes before Hitler is mentioned, especially in an online argument.
This thread went from zero to Hitler in a mere three po..
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Someone who downloads music, movies, and applications and saves them onto another hard drive or another form of media, even if they don&..
