What is Mortality Fail?
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When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.
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Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.
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Random Words:
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Phrase to explain when you're pissed with something.
F*ck off leave me alone you don't understand I am SO ON THE TURN it&apos..
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When you let a fingernail grow (usually the thumb or index finger) so it's just long enough to perform handy tasks.
This can be us..
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N. Shortened form of outright bitch. Someone who is unbelivably bitchy for no apparent reason.
Me: Oh, excuse me!
Woman in line: Fuck ..
