Mortality Fail

What is Mortality Fail?

1.

When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.

See failfor further definement.

Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.

Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.

See mortal, mortality, epic, fail, succeed
67

Random Words:

Chwood
1. What drop kick murphy's call budwieser cuz its aged in beechwood The dropkick murphys dont really drink guiness, they drink '..
Read more
Havocighost
1. A person who likes to put bar-b-que sauce on the penis he is about to suck. "I like it when he "HavocalGhost's me."..
Read more
Mulligan Punch
1. To punch your partner in the stomach while ejaculating inside of them. I gave her a Mulligan Punch. See punch, cum, jizz, sex, hot..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free