What is Mortality Fail?
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When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.
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Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.
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A portmanteau of the phrase, "Retarded as Herpes."
It means your thought, idea, or actions are dumb and/or stupid. You are r..
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1)If something owns heads it is supposedly really good, sublime even.
2) ...delivers the Murkle Circle
3) beats/owns people
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the smelly balck dirt under your toenails
Fuck off you jipnap toenail!
You smell like the jipnap from daves toenail!
Jipnap ov a toen..
