What is Mortality Fail?
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When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.
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Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.
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Formerly known as the "French Kiss", an open-mouthed kiss where much saliva is exchanged. Involves caressing the tongue gently..
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A hole on a particularly stupid individual in the front of the body in which complete shit flows from. Usually refered to as the mouth.
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