What is Mortality Fail?
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When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.
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Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.
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