What is Mortality Fail?
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When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.
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Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.
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Random Words:
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Lech tizdayen is a word that comes from Hebrew. it means: "go fuck yourself"
lech tizdayen ya homo
(free translation: go fuc..
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something you say when you want to slap your mother right in the face. Used the same as Mother Fu**er just loads more fun to say.
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The state of being in possession of a solitary nigger lip.
Damn, Jermain's lower lip is huge; he is a perfection of Omni-niggerli..
