Mortality Fail

What is Mortality Fail?

1.

When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.

See failfor further definement.

Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.

Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.

See mortal, mortality, epic, fail, succeed
67

Random Words:

Let Speak
1. a phrase commonly used which means to let out or disclose something. sometimes for information that one would rather not say or does not..
Read more
Quarter Pounder With Mayo
1. a anorexic skank after you have rooted her with no rubber so she has cum dripping out of her slit, looks like the hamburger from mac Ds ..
Read more
Dipface
1. Dipface is both 'Dipshit' and 'Fuckface' put together. Some people may discover this word by accident, others may cr..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free