Mortard

What is Mortard?

Someone who hovers mentally between being a moron and a retard.

Where did you come up with that idea, mortard?

See idiot, moron, retard, bonehead, jackass

An idiotic or moronic individual;motard

Tommy is such a mortard!

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Veiny Love Tree

1. Err, it's a penis, obviously. '...shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree..." The League of Gentlemen See ..

Ass Rodent

1. a small furry critter inserted into the anal cavity of a male to provide stimulation and pleasure through the use of the mammal's t..

Studefish

1. ugly person that stands next to someone to make them look prittier star jones was the studefish on the view. See ugly, family, stupid,..

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