Mortard

What is Mortard?

Someone who hovers mentally between being a moron and a retard.

Where did you come up with that idea, mortard?

See idiot, moron, retard, bonehead, jackass

An idiotic or moronic individual;motard

Tommy is such a mortard!

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Gos

1. Often Gos is used as short from Goshawk in falconry surroundings. Kay got nice female Gos named Chakra. See goshawk, hawk 2. the wei..

Vadge Patch

1. the ridiculous fashion accessory Christina Aquilera is wearing over the pussy area of her jeans on her 'Stripped' CD cover .....

On The John

1. A euphemism for "taking a shit" or "in the process of excreting fecal matter out of one's anus." Johnis a synon..

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