Morten Andersen

What is Morten Andersen?


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6'2" 225

Born 8/19/1960, Copenhagen, Denmark

Hometown: Indianapolis, IN

College: Michigan State Turned pro: 1982

The best kicker of all time. Andersen came the the U.S. in 1977 as a foreign exchange student and planned to stay ten months. He played football at Ben Davis HS in Indianapolis because they didn't have a soccer team. He has played more pro games than George Blanda and is closing in on Gary Anderson's scoring record.

Morten Andersen is clutch. Plus, he's Danish.


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