Mortenson

What is Mortenson?

a Mortenson is a packet of sensation, thai sweet chilli crisps, and a pint of fosters.

You: I'll have a Mortenson.

Barkeep: That's 2 punds 30.

See mortenson, fosters, sensations, uwic

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