Mortey

What is Mortey?

Combination of "morning" and "nitey." Used for greetings across time zones with your baby.

"Mortey baby!" (When you're in the US and she's in the UK, for example, and it's a.m. for one and p.m. for the other)

See morn, morning, honey, good night, nitey, nite, greeting

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