Mortgaged

What is Mortgaged?

to be completely drunk

I was mortgaged last night.

See drunk, sloshed, wasted, pissed, spastic

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Gee-eyed

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Friedman Unit

1. A period of time equal to six-months, named in honor of New York Times columnist Tom Friedman for his repeated pronouncements that condi..

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