What is Morti?
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Shaggy-haired Italian with a knack for drinking and smoking. Wonderful kid that is possibly a little too fond of the popped colar and Dashboard Confessional. Commonly known referred to as "Good Sir" and "Smoking Chris."
Person I: Wow, that kid can smoke like a chimney, and drink like a fish!
Person II: I know! It's Morti!
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A bad-ass guy who helps you out with walkthroughs and shit on youtube.
I has teh awesimest forumz evar and a hot girlfriend that I bang..
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An erotic pachinko game.
For every sexy action there is an equal and opposite sexy reaction...
