What is Morti?
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Shaggy-haired Italian with a knack for drinking and smoking. Wonderful kid that is possibly a little too fond of the popped colar and Dashboard Confessional. Commonly known referred to as "Good Sir" and "Smoking Chris."
Person I: Wow, that kid can smoke like a chimney, and drink like a fish!
Person II: I know! It's Morti!
Random Words:
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1) Someone with a talent for convincing lies
2) Someone who lies/boasts incessantly, usually to comedic effect, intentional or accident..
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A unique individual with gorgeous kissable lips that taste like jujubees
I wanna kiss those juju lips
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An amply proportioned but un..
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A very common place expresion origionating in the medeteranian. Used to express an profound urge to take a dump.
yesh li kaki (in my mo..
