What is Morti?
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Shaggy-haired Italian with a knack for drinking and smoking. Wonderful kid that is possibly a little too fond of the popped colar and Dashboard Confessional. Commonly known referred to as "Good Sir" and "Smoking Chris."
Person I: Wow, that kid can smoke like a chimney, and drink like a fish!
Person II: I know! It's Morti!
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The act of having sex in a room full of people without anyone knowing.
"How about you turn around and hike up your skirt so I can ..
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An indestructible bumper found by Mitsu in the "Bizzare Uprising" comic.
If you need to kill a vampire, but you have no resou..
