Morti

What is Morti?


1.

Shaggy-haired Italian with a knack for drinking and smoking. Wonderful kid that is possibly a little too fond of the popped colar and Dashboard Confessional. Commonly known referred to as "Good Sir" and "Smoking Chris."

Person I: Wow, that kid can smoke like a chimney, and drink like a fish!

Person II: I know! It's Morti!


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