What is Morti?
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Shaggy-haired Italian with a knack for drinking and smoking. Wonderful kid that is possibly a little too fond of the popped colar and Dashboard Confessional. Commonly known referred to as "Good Sir" and "Smoking Chris."
Person I: Wow, that kid can smoke like a chimney, and drink like a fish!
Person II: I know! It's Morti!
Random Words:
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when the woman's vagina has heaps of thick pubes
mitchell rice has muff coral all over his body
See muff, coral..
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A cute exaggerated expression to try to illustrate when you have an unthinkable amount of love for an individual.
Ex. Spoiled brat: Ho..
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Usually used during periods between thoughts and words ..
"umm...yeah.. Did you finish the TPS Reports yet"?
See tps reports..