What is Morti?
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Shaggy-haired Italian with a knack for drinking and smoking. Wonderful kid that is possibly a little too fond of the popped colar and Dashboard Confessional. Commonly known referred to as "Good Sir" and "Smoking Chris."
Person I: Wow, that kid can smoke like a chimney, and drink like a fish!
Person II: I know! It's Morti!
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When the male sits on the floor with his legs spread and his partner laying on stomach gives oral. He then grabs his partners ankles pul..
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The involuntary response of a heterosexual male when you place a figer too close to his ass hole. The hair detects activity, immediatel..
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when your friend comes over to your house and masturbates in your sleeping bag.
dude, he came over and totally pulled a jeremy jizz dog..
