What is Morti?
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Shaggy-haired Italian with a knack for drinking and smoking. Wonderful kid that is possibly a little too fond of the popped colar and Dashboard Confessional. Commonly known referred to as "Good Sir" and "Smoking Chris."
Person I: Wow, that kid can smoke like a chimney, and drink like a fish!
Person II: I know! It's Morti!
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Chevy Monte Carslow is slang for Chevy Monte Carlo, implying slowness.
BOB: My Mustang GT kicked that Chevy Monte Carslow's ass!
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