What is Morti?
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Shaggy-haired Italian with a knack for drinking and smoking. Wonderful kid that is possibly a little too fond of the popped colar and Dashboard Confessional. Commonly known referred to as "Good Sir" and "Smoking Chris."
Person I: Wow, that kid can smoke like a chimney, and drink like a fish!
Person II: I know! It's Morti!
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(n.)one who commits sexual acts with dead children.
(origin)Cannibal Corpse's "Tomb of the Mutilated", perhaps
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A public erection which is noticed only by close contact (Usually during 'dirty dancing' or 'freaking.') The boner i..
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An inordinately large key bump or rail/line of cocaine. One that is larger than most dispensings...namely reserved for only the most se..
