What is Morti?
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Shaggy-haired Italian with a knack for drinking and smoking. Wonderful kid that is possibly a little too fond of the popped colar and Dashboard Confessional. Commonly known referred to as "Good Sir" and "Smoking Chris."
Person I: Wow, that kid can smoke like a chimney, and drink like a fish!
Person II: I know! It's Morti!
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Someone whom as been anally penetrated so many times that their anus takes the form of a blossomed flower. A.K.A, turtle neck.
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(Also Urbadictojunkie)
ur-buh-dik-toh-juhng-kee
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one of a kind
honest morals
beautiful hair(so he thinks)
hott body
loves long talks on the phone with lindsay
smart
hott
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