What is Morti?
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Shaggy-haired Italian with a knack for drinking and smoking. Wonderful kid that is possibly a little too fond of the popped colar and Dashboard Confessional. Commonly known referred to as "Good Sir" and "Smoking Chris."
Person I: Wow, that kid can smoke like a chimney, and drink like a fish!
Person II: I know! It's Morti!
Random Words:
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A buffoon. An idiot. Typically this word is clausally laced with other profanities.
You roger shitneck motherfucker, quit shitting on t..
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To place a female back into her natural setting of the kitchen after she has gone astray into other parts of the house, mistakenly think..
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A common disease for those at risk only affecting people that rise to the title of VP or higher. When caught, the infected executive bel..
