Morticon

What is Morticon?

A (smelly) wallaby who plans one day to rule Spindizzy.

Morticon says, "Bats of FruitBat, and the kangaroo who is on the wrong side... hear me hear me!"

Pulling A Clavijo

1. when you have sex in the ass before you have sex vaginally ew that girl was caught pulling a clavijo the other night! what? yeah, she..

Guy Harvey

1. Its when you are laying in bed and getting head from the girl. (you dont give her the tap out before you blow your load in her mouth) Th..

Quintuple Standard

1. 5 to 1 ratio. A quintuple standard, 5 to 1 ratio, i.e. The MPAA movie rating board allows 5 male genitalia to every 1 female genitalia...

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