Mortier Edit Meaning

1. a fart that travels around the house stopping clocks and bending spoons look out iv dropped a uri smeller See farts, smell, shit, uri ..

1. A mythical substance used for cleaning the eyes after seeing something so horrible that a mechanical device/act is required to remove it..

1. to be cycling menstrually HER: hey, wheres krysten? HIM: oh, shes in the bathroom. she has the painters in HER: that sucks See gran..