Mortified

What is Mortified?


1.

Being beyond embarrassed or ashamed.

Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.

See embarrassed, uh oh, flop, abashed

2.

The feeling anyone gets when they open the Thin Crust Pizza "Dinner Entree" by NutriSystem, and discover that the disk is only 4" across.

This is my dinner entree. I am mortified!

See starvation, disbelief


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