What is Mortified?
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Being beyond embarrassed or ashamed.
Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.
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2.
The feeling anyone gets when they open the Thin Crust Pizza "Dinner Entree" by NutriSystem, and discover that the disk is only 4" across.
This is my dinner entree. I am mortified!
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an open handed limp wristed bitch slap to the balls.
damnit chris im gonna give you the biggest flappy dog...
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A small amount of sperm on a partner's upper lip. The Vanilla Hitler can be the product of
1. Partner A climaxing on Partner B&ap..