What is Mortified?
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Being beyond embarrassed or ashamed.
Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.
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2.
The feeling anyone gets when they open the Thin Crust Pizza "Dinner Entree" by NutriSystem, and discover that the disk is only 4" across.
This is my dinner entree. I am mortified!
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Another name for New Orleans, No Orleans is what happens when a huge-ass hurricane heads for a city that is below sea level.
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Taking a crap in a quick manner to fool others into thinking you only peed.
I had to take a quick crap last night after I brought my da..