What is Mortified?
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Being beyond embarrassed or ashamed.
Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.
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The feeling anyone gets when they open the Thin Crust Pizza "Dinner Entree" by NutriSystem, and discover that the disk is only 4" across.
This is my dinner entree. I am mortified!
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Random Words:
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another word for coincidence.
Man #231: Fancy meeting you here Mr Man #491.
Man #491: Woah, hi Mr Man #231, what a co-inky-dinky...
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A teenage girl who recently obtained her drivers license.
Hey young cunt, the speed limit is 65, not 45.
Oh, I know what the traffic h..