What is Mortified?
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Being beyond embarrassed or ashamed.
Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.
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The feeling anyone gets when they open the Thin Crust Pizza "Dinner Entree" by NutriSystem, and discover that the disk is only 4" across.
This is my dinner entree. I am mortified!
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Exclamation of disbelief that doesn't use the lord's name in vain
"Excuse me miss, your cat Gussy took a piss on my carp..
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like saying omg 1000x
double omg with knobs did you see rafe with carmen the other day?
See omg, knobs, with knobs, omgg..
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Chlorine in the pool robs your skin of the vitamin E and protective oil leaving your skin really dry and itchy....the other defintion sh..
