Mortis

What is Mortis?


1.

A mexican magician. He logs on and off of AiM like it aint no thang. Hes the mexican magician.

Bob: Well I was thinking that- WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT?!

Jim: What?

Bob: THE MEXICAN MAGICIAN JUST APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME THEN WENT AWAY!

Jim: Ok

2.

The uberleet designer of game levels for Unreal and Wolfenstein. Using his Netherworld connections, Mortis creates fun that is out of this world. Known to frequent broadbandreports and bsdterritory.

"I hear this awesome new game level was designed by Mortis the Wise."


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