What is Mortition?
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This is when you get a friend that you need revenge on really drunk and take them to the morg. You get a girl out of one of the storage compartments and put her on a bed or table. Tell your friend she wants him to eat her out. After he starts punch the dead person in the stomach to allow the gases to release. This will cause your friend to pass out until the morning in which he will find himself waking up to an extremely awkward moment.
I swear to God. One day I am going to give that kid a mortition.
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"Why you all up in my biznezz girl, no one asked you."
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