What is Mortition?
1.
This is when you get a friend that you need revenge on really drunk and take them to the morg. You get a girl out of one of the storage compartments and put her on a bed or table. Tell your friend she wants him to eat her out. After he starts punch the dead person in the stomach to allow the gases to release. This will cause your friend to pass out until the morning in which he will find himself waking up to an extremely awkward moment.
I swear to God. One day I am going to give that kid a mortition.
See
Random Words:
1.
A person who thinks they are the shit but really they are just BIG BITCHES. Which is why it is called "Mucha" a lot and "..
1.
whenn you have a boyfriend who is so damn jealous you aren't allowed to hug any other guys, talk to any other guys, look at any oth..
1.
to suck dick, or perform oral sex
Guy 1: Yo, I saw mary giving up neck in the bathroom!
Guy 2: Word?! Let me holler at her...,,
See h..
