What is Mortition?
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This is when you get a friend that you need revenge on really drunk and take them to the morg. You get a girl out of one of the storage compartments and put her on a bed or table. Tell your friend she wants him to eat her out. After he starts punch the dead person in the stomach to allow the gases to release. This will cause your friend to pass out until the morning in which he will find himself waking up to an extremely awkward moment.
I swear to God. One day I am going to give that kid a mortition.
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Random Words:
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1.) A musical breakdown player completely on a pants zipper or fly. Originally devised by Kevin Cardinale.
2.) A clever way to piss off..
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See Trev..
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I don't give a fuck,if you want to , i don't care , do what you want to do
your on the phone and your man ask you do you want..
