Mortiversary Edit Meaning

1. The act of taking a #2 in the restroom and masturbating on top of it out of fear of others hearing the questionable "double-flush.&..

1. Dudes in a gym who sweat profusely all over the equipment without wipping it down afterwards. Other signs are very small/tight clothing..

1. Large breasts, usually independent thinking from their host creature, that arise from a womans chest. Jeeze, look at those Zepplins on ..