Mortiversary Edit Meaning

1. (Yoo - lee) A 50 dollar bill. Referring to Ulysses Grant,who is on the bill "Yo, how much did you tip the bartender?" "..

1. A penis that gets no action, and therefore sits alone in its pants. Dude, John hasn't had any action in months, he has an emo peni..

1. An old or unattractive woman. Opposite of moisty. Dude #1 "That yeastie just tried to pick you up." Dude #2 "I know, I ..