Mortled

What is Mortled?

exceptionally drunk - in either a funny way or a downright wrecked sense

i was absolutle mortled last night!

- i was completely steaming drunk last night

See drunk, pissed, blitzed, ratarsed, wrecked, alleycat

Tootin' To The Pros

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Zero Points

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Quincy London

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