Mortled

What is Mortled?

exceptionally drunk - in either a funny way or a downright wrecked sense

i was absolutle mortled last night!

- i was completely steaming drunk last night

See drunk, pissed, blitzed, ratarsed, wrecked, alleycat

Crimmed

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Phantom Turd

1. a turd that comes out your ass so fast that it disappears up the u-bend. u hear a big splash, but when u look in to the bowl, there&apos..

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