Mortlewad

What is Mortlewad?

When a man puts all of his dying energy into one final, powerful ejaculation.

Dude, after jimmy got shot in the chest, he TOTALLY gave sheleese a mortlewad. It tore her in half.

See cum, dog, cat, rooster, whore

Poison Kitty

1. The Harry Potter shipping of Professor Minerva McGonagall and Potions Master Severus Snape. Often thought sick, squicky, and gross by s..

Tuckee

1. tuckee is poopoo. comes from the filipino language erika likes to make alot of tuckee everyday!!! haha See tuckee, doodoo, poopy, shit..

W.e.b.

1. Whatever Bitch. Or can be used in a nice way as Whatever Buddy. She told me to leave and I was like, "W.E.B.!" See what, eve..

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