Mortlewad

What is Mortlewad?

When a man puts all of his dying energy into one final, powerful ejaculation.

Dude, after jimmy got shot in the chest, he TOTALLY gave sheleese a mortlewad. It tore her in half.

See cum, dog, cat, rooster, whore

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