Morton

What is Morton?

The Penis.

"She grabbed me on the morton"

See doodle, dick, schlong, bat, cock, sav, tool, member

A person with gingerhair. when you see them you must shout morton as loud as possible.

Look at that morton child.

See ginger, hair, shouting, morten

a person from rockingham that sits on the computer and writes stuff on internet sites about himself.

That morton is on the urban dictionary again.

Daniel is such a morton.

See nerd, bookie, loser, dictionary

V - Unit

1. A man who is better than everyone else and noes it. Does not take no crap Man Arron is one sick V - Unit, i would not mess with him S..

Knobbeef

1. simply an insult, used in laughable cases mainly in secondary schools in the London area Oh my god, you're such a chunk of knobbee..

The Precious

1. 1. n., a synonym for the One Ring of Power forged by the Dark Lord Sauron in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings series of tales. 2..

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