Morton

What is Morton?


1.

The Penis.

"She grabbed me on the morton"

See doodle, dick, schlong, bat, cock, sav, tool, member

2.

A person with gingerhair. when you see them you must shout morton as loud as possible.

Look at that morton child.

See ginger, hair, shouting, morten

3.

a person from rockingham that sits on the computer and writes stuff on internet sites about himself.

That morton is on the urban dictionary again.

Daniel is such a morton.

See nerd, bookie, loser, dictionary


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