Morton

What is Morton?

The Penis.

"She grabbed me on the morton"

See doodle, dick, schlong, bat, cock, sav, tool, member

A person with gingerhair. when you see them you must shout morton as loud as possible.

Look at that morton child.

See ginger, hair, shouting, morten

a person from rockingham that sits on the computer and writes stuff on internet sites about himself.

That morton is on the urban dictionary again.

Daniel is such a morton.

See nerd, bookie, loser, dictionary

B.a.g

1. short for Bad Ass Greek. person 1:I saw Anna's Myspace pictures, she's such a greek bad ass! person 2: No, She's a B.A...

Joy Nugget

1. A chuck of built up female secretion. The hooker was picking Joy Nuggets when I drove up. See nugget, joy, cum, sperm, vagina..

Fbar

1. Acronym for Fat Beyond All Reason (could also be Fucked Beyond All Reason) You can add -BAR to any letter to create a new acronym, suc..

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