Mortoned

What is Mortoned?

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When an athlete of another sport believes they can transition to mixed martial arts without proper training and proceeds to get knocked the fuck out.

He lasted just 38 seconds before getting mortoned.

See mma, morton, ufc, fighting, ktfo, knockout

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