Mortoned

What is Mortoned?

1.

When an athlete of another sport believes they can transition to mixed martial arts without proper training and proceeds to get knocked the fuck out.

He lasted just 38 seconds before getting mortoned.

See mma, morton, ufc, fighting, ktfo, knockout

1

Random Words:

Nipe

1. John Barry Abo's infamous poem gave birth to the word Nipe, and stems from his deep rooted understanding of English prose & poe..

Beer Catfish

1. A person who will consume any and all brands of beer lefrover from a party, with no regard for age or temperature of the beverage. See..

Vasocongestion

1. The swelling of the testicles and the back up of blood withing the scrotu caused by a back up due to lack of orgasm. The blue tint of ..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free