What is Mortorf?
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A sexual act that involves stuffing a live kitten into the vagina of an adult human female, and then sewing said vagina shut, thereby trapping the kitten inside. Afterwards, the woman is repeatedly punched in her uterus until enough pressure builds up and the stitching becomes undone as litres of vaginal fluid and one drowned kitten explode forth in an orgasmic waterfall.
That ladies fanny is so saggy its like someone has done mortorf to her
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To smoke an afterjoint is to have a cigarette after you smoke a spliff
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A cross between Fellatio and Cunnilingus. Fellalingus is something you would perform on a hermaphrodite.
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The act of getting bolloxed every other night. Having a night off and getting bollxed the night after.
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