What is Mortorf?
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A sexual act that involves stuffing a live kitten into the vagina of an adult human female, and then sewing said vagina shut, thereby trapping the kitten inside. Afterwards, the woman is repeatedly punched in her uterus until enough pressure builds up and the stitching becomes undone as litres of vaginal fluid and one drowned kitten explode forth in an orgasmic waterfall.
That ladies fanny is so saggy its like someone has done mortorf to her
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Any user of an online forum or bbs.
The silly 4rum kiddies thought they could poast goatse pictures without being caught.
See Curmudge..
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Equivalent of Roflmao (Roll on floor laughing my ass off) but with mayonnaise added to express you jizzed in your pants at the same time..
