What is Mortorf?
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A sexual act that involves stuffing a live kitten into the vagina of an adult human female, and then sewing said vagina shut, thereby trapping the kitten inside. Afterwards, the woman is repeatedly punched in her uterus until enough pressure builds up and the stitching becomes undone as litres of vaginal fluid and one drowned kitten explode forth in an orgasmic waterfall.
That ladies fanny is so saggy its like someone has done mortorf to her
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its a small or tiny love box.
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An insult of such incredible, nonsensical idiocy that it's normally used as a barb for the beginning of a larger, meaner insult. It..
