What is Mortorf?
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A sexual act that involves stuffing a live kitten into the vagina of an adult human female, and then sewing said vagina shut, thereby trapping the kitten inside. Afterwards, the woman is repeatedly punched in her uterus until enough pressure builds up and the stitching becomes undone as litres of vaginal fluid and one drowned kitten explode forth in an orgasmic waterfall.
That ladies fanny is so saggy its like someone has done mortorf to her
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To punch someone in the ass or ass-cheeks until they defecate.
I angered my girlfriend so she punished me by giving me a pokey pummel.
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people who sit and watch or listen to bullshit uncritically not realising that it's complete bullshit.
Opposite of Attention Defic..
