What is Mortorf?
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A sexual act that involves stuffing a live kitten into the vagina of an adult human female, and then sewing said vagina shut, thereby trapping the kitten inside. Afterwards, the woman is repeatedly punched in her uterus until enough pressure builds up and the stitching becomes undone as litres of vaginal fluid and one drowned kitten explode forth in an orgasmic waterfall.
That ladies fanny is so saggy its like someone has done mortorf to her
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One of the greatest Houston Rocket NBA Players.
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From the tight scotish mothers tongue, meaning full to top
You've started peeing yourself cos your bladder is choco bloco..
