What is Mortorf?
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A sexual act that involves stuffing a live kitten into the vagina of an adult human female, and then sewing said vagina shut, thereby trapping the kitten inside. Afterwards, the woman is repeatedly punched in her uterus until enough pressure builds up and the stitching becomes undone as litres of vaginal fluid and one drowned kitten explode forth in an orgasmic waterfall.
That ladies fanny is so saggy its like someone has done mortorf to her
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look at Play Girl
Tiffany is a perfect 10..
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a person who is annoying and/or noone likes him.
oh my god that heitzenroder is so annoying!!
See heitz..
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a very sexy man with the urge to conquer a small island
An example would be when Asia was conquered by a dragon-man named Mitchhardy.
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