Mortorphin

What is Mortorphin?

A fictitious mediator in the body of embarassment analogous to endorphin; derived from mortify - to embarass or humiliate

"What you just did gave me a mortorphin rush!"

"Talking in front of the school used up all my mortorphin."

Victory Wank

1. To masturbate furiously once you arrive home after winning an important soccer match. Lorcan: are you playing poker in rorys tonight? ..

Eulachon

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Armchair Referee

1. A person who loudly criticises the referee's decisions - and often the players' performances - in a televised rugby or footbal..

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