Mortorphin

What is Mortorphin?

A fictitious mediator in the body of embarassment analogous to endorphin; derived from mortify - to embarass or humiliate

"What you just did gave me a mortorphin rush!"

"Talking in front of the school used up all my mortorphin."

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