What is Mortscoop?
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The nickname of ESPN analyst and "insider" Chris Mortensen. It is a sarcastic name in nature, because ~99% of Mortensen's "scoops" end being inaccurate.
It was originally coined by the NFL writers at FanHouse and has since taken on widespread infamy across the internet.
"ESPN's Chris Mortensen reports that the Chiefs have hired Mike Shanahan"
"NFL's Adam Schefter reports that Mort is full of poop."
"MORTSCOOP!"
Or, alternately:
"As first reported today by Mortscoop, Brett Favre has been traded to the Panthers."
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(idiom) to have a fit.
Used in both humorous and serious situations.
Also, cast a kitten.
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can be used when you have forgot someones name ,
it can be also used to should at people when you see them
Hey Tom
Hey Alan
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little balls of crap you find in your cleft..
