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1. Severe vomiting and weight loss caused by Barack Obama winning the presidential election. Patient: "I started throwing up on Nove..

1. A 30 pack 12 oz cans of beer. Can you get a 30? I want to get wasted tonight. Don't even bother with the longnecks. See beer, 40..

1. Someone to whom you have already told your story who interrupts you right at the pivotal part of your story to steal the punchline and r..