Mosh Rules

What is Mosh Rules?


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1. If your shoe falls off, you're done moshing. At least until the next song.

2. Don't look like a fool and predict a BD.

3. NEVER EVER mosh to the sound check.

3a. Or the in-between band house music.

4. ABSOLUTELY NO cross-leg two-steps.

5. No two-stepping during a circle pit.

6. No moshing with a drink or a cigarette in your hand.

7. Don't get in the pile up unless you know the words or you're trying to hit someone.

8. No girls. Duh.

thats all i can think of.

got more? leave a comment.

they gotta be foreal.

Kid 1: Yo dude, you broke mosh rules 1 through 3 you fuck, gtfo!

Kid 2: :(

See the, mosh, rules, mother, fucker


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