What is Mosh Rules?
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1. If your shoe falls off, you're done moshing. At least until the next song.
2. Don't look like a fool and predict a BD.
3. NEVER EVER mosh to the sound check.
3a. Or the in-between band house music.
4. ABSOLUTELY NO cross-leg two-steps.
5. No two-stepping during a circle pit.
6. No moshing with a drink or a cigarette in your hand.
7. Don't get in the pile up unless you know the words or you're trying to hit someone.
8. No girls. Duh.
thats all i can think of.
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they gotta be foreal.
Kid 1: Yo dude, you broke mosh rules 1 through 3 you fuck, gtfo!
Kid 2: :(
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