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When your penis works itself into an uncomfortable position.
Laura was saying something, but the Fedex guy couldn't hear a thing. ..
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A turd that is a consistent caliber along its entire length so as to assume the shape of a hot dog.
I ate three hamburgers last night. ..
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Something a vertically challenged comedian - which in some imperscrutable way became the richest and most powerful man in Italy - could ..
