What is Mospod?
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A mospod is a literary/verbal device which explains the phenomenon of inverse doublespeak, speaking in elongated syllables (pronounce with the elongated jaw of the pindrahghast and attempting to remove the barriers of time and space through referring to inverse future/past events before/after they have occurred. It is a complex process but aims to leave the listener with a case of terminal laughter.
<Pinter SS> If I were you then you'd be me and we'd probably end up reverse cycling our peavines in a neverending pindraghast
<Sposher SS (coded)> Oh Pinty], you really are a peavine speaking with all those mospods
