Mosquito Edit Meaning

1.

Small flying parasitic insects. Only the females bight you (don't mean to be sexist but it's true). The males drink nectar. The humming keeps you awake at night and drives you mad. They always find their way in regard less of whether you use citronella candles, aerogard or have fly screens. They fucking hurt when they bight and I fucking hate them. We can't irradicate them with a virus because we will catch it. We cant poison them or we hurt the environment. All we can do is smack em (smack) damn missed the little fucker..

Another mosquito basterd has bitten me between the toes. The nerve of them..

See devo

2.

Bugs that piss people off.

Damnit! Stupid mosquitos!!

See Nick

3.

The Georgia state bird.

4.

Someone who buzzes around you, never stopping their chit-chat even when they are asked to, and although their voice andor subject of discussion is extremely annoying. Being a mosquito is very common in preteens(especially if those maniacs are fucking gifted), but can be found also in adults.

Stop buzzing around me, mosquito!

See insects, animals, parasites, gifted, P.R.

5.

A small, annoying, bitey insect that goes "Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT." If Only.

They bite and are annoying. Incidentally, I was bitten the other day. The wanker.

Annoyed bloke:

"For Pete's sake that fucking mosquito has been pissing me off for hours now! Where's the fly spray. Aha!"

*Squirt*

Mosquito:

"Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT."

6.

v. To shock or repulse. Adj.: mosquitoed. From the Mosquito device, an ultrasonic gadget used in teenage crowd dispersion in public places in South Wales, England, since 2005, which may or may not be responsible for the record number of teenage suicides in Bridgend, South Wales, 2006-2008. More than 7,000 Mosquito devices are now in operation in England, Europe, Canada and America. It emits an unpleasant sound that can only be heard by 15-27 year-olds.

Classical music has the unfortunate effect of mosquitoing his brains.

David was left totally mosquitoed by the experience.

See mosquito, bridgend, shock, perturb, repulse

7.

Word for the less desirables in society. Those who reproduce at high rates and drain the societymon Examples in the USA are White Trash, niggers,drug users and wet backs. Where as being White, Black, Hispanic does not make you a mosquito, your nature to reproduce uncontrollably and remain on welfare does.

I saw a mosquito bitch on Springer yesterday, she weighed 400lbs and had thug 10 kids.