Mossad

What is Mossad?


1.

Formally known as ha-Mossad le-Modiin ule-Tafkidim Meyuhadim (The Institute for Intelligence and Special Tasks) or simply known as Mossad (The Institute). Arguably the best intelligence agency in the world. Good relationship with the CIA. Scares the living shit out of every living arab. Is known to have people everywhere in the world.

The terrorist's family lived the rest of thier lives looking over thier shoulders for Mossad agents to come and kill them.

See hudgie

2.

Listen > Mossad is the most efficient killing machine in the world if they are after you, your fucked. simple.

"I always tried to kill when I could see the whites of a person's eyes. So I could see the fear. Smell it on his breath. Sometimes I used my hands. A knife, or a silenced gun. I never felt a moment's regret over a killing." Rafi the stinker- check it.

3.

Arguably the most incompetent intelligence organizations on the planet. The Mossad have botched up and ruined simple assassination attempts against several Arab targets. Mossad agents have in recent times been caught by Jordanian, Canadian, American and New Zealand authorities. They are spectacularly innefficient and sub-par as a spy agency.

The Mossad have a long history of infiltrating Palestinian armed groups and believe that their success rate against an occupied nation without a standing army and military infastructure classify them as leading intelligence organization. They clearly are deluded beyond reason.

The Mossad however is highly touted as a world leader in espionage, particularly because the Israeli media has an outstanding propaganda network that runs in the western world. Foreign media outlets owned by Jewish expats see Rupert Murdoch et Conrad Black have worked hard to ensure that Israeli government organizations are highly thought of in America.

The Mossad have the world's worst mission rate. Outside of Occupied Palestine, their rate of success against targets is 2/10. The same rate as the Bulgarian KGB.

4.

The insitution behind all of the worlds tragedy. Often called, "Mossad Conspiracy," the mossad will bulldoze your house and steal all of your money. They control the media, the US government, and your life.

The Mossad bankrupted me and covered up the evidence.


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