Mossed

What is Mossed?


1.

to make a terrific catch in football,usually jumping/leaping is involved, as if randy moss was the reciever

"Yo son, i just mossed you"

future tense: yo son, im gon moss you, check out dis catch ima bout to make"

2.

when someone jumps over someone else to catch a football.

damn that bitch just got mossed!

See football, catch, jump, sweaty sweaty pancake, r-job

3.

To excel at something which makes your opposition look inferior. Possibly makes them cry, too.

Originates from Patriots WR Randy Moss, who, even when triple covered, can Moss people, and come up with a score.

The pass was a little too high, but 81 Mossed him, big time. 22 cried a little on the inside, and admitted that he had, indeed, been mossed.

See mossed, moss, randy, patriots, 81, 22

4.

To be beat badly at an event. Derived from the all-pro nfl star Randy Moss and his historic 2007 campaign. Normally used to say that you destroyed someone else in a competition. Kind of like saying pwned.

Commentator: And the final score is, Redskins, 37, Cowboys, 10.

Redskins fan: HAHA! MOSSED! SUCK IT BITCH!

Cowboys fan: Sigh....

See pwned, pwnage, beat, screwed, noobed

5.

To get owned or pwned in a matter so good that chuck norris would be proud.

I totally mossed him when I assassinated his ass.

See owned, pwned, bitched, pwnt, ownt

6.

To get high, as in smoke marijuana. Also getting mossed.

Me and Randy are gonna go get mossed after the game.


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