Mossio-muff-her

What is Mossio-muff-her?


1.

Based on "Monsieur Muffler" garage shops (which are the

equivalent of "Speedy" garage shops), but with a horny

twist. Instead of taking care of cars, it takes care of men.

It's a place where you can get your oil changed, or the

equivalent of a rub-n-tug and sometimes more depending on

your luck and the day of the month.

Honey your balls were full, when's the last time you went

to Mossio-muff-her ?

So Frank, where you want to go tonight? Want to play pool,

pay a visit to booger, or hang out at Mossio-muff-her?

See massage, quicky, oil change


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