What is Mossio-muff-her?
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Based on "Monsieur Muffler" garage shops (which are the
equivalent of "Speedy" garage shops), but with a horny
twist. Instead of taking care of cars, it takes care of men.
It's a place where you can get your oil changed, or the
equivalent of a rub-n-tug and sometimes more depending on
your luck and the day of the month.
Honey your balls were full, when's the last time you went
to Mossio-muff-her ?
So Frank, where you want to go tonight? Want to play pool,
pay a visit to booger, or hang out at Mossio-muff-her?
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Wipe your own ass with your index finger and proceed to give your best friend a wiff.
Best Friend: Your finger smells like shit!
You: ..
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someone who is really really hot.
comes from speedy gonzales.
phittie comes from the word fitty, meaning hot guy.
'oh get a load..