Most Valuable Drunk

What is Most Valuable Drunk?

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Most Valuable Drunk refers to the member of your crewthat can be counted on each time he or she is wasted for severeal things:

1)They will make several questionable jokes

2)They will promise things without thinking, sometimes with no possible positive outcome

3)They will always be the life of the party, whether people are laughing at them, or with them

Eric: Yo how did this shit even get started...I don't wanna have a team fight with these ninja's, who got us into this shit?

Matt: Sighhh...It was our MVD, at work again...

Jay: You guys need me, im the Most Valuable Drunk! They're not that fast...

See crew, drunk, wasted
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