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1. A person or thing that, like a vampire, sucks an inordinate amount of time from your schedule. "Remember that software bug I found..

1. harassing a freshman, especially on sports teams football player: that frosh wouldn't shut up so they made him get everyone water...

1. To have sex with someone after lighting them on fire. The best way to do this is some lighter fluid on a cotton overshirt and a book of..