What is Motard?
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1) A term used in the U.S. Marine Corps to describe a person that is excessively "motivated" about being in the USMC (military.) He does not think for himself and thinks that whatever the USMC says is ALWAYS right. Follows ALL the rules and consistantly talks about how much he loves the USMC. Sometimes they can be spotted wearing a USMC shirt around. (NOTE: Not all people who wear Marine Corps shirts are Motards, but most Motards wear them quite a bit.)
1) LCpl Benotz: "Dave is such a Motard. He goes to sleep at 2000 (8PM) just to ensure he has more than 8 hours of sleep before PT."
Cpl Schmuckatelli: "Yeah I know, he is so motivated he actually thinks it's wrong to drink underage just because the Marine Corps said so. What a fucking Motard!"
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Short for Supermotard, a synonym for Supermoto. This is a type of motorcycle racing that places motocross-style bikes on combination tarmac/dirt courses.
The wheel-to-wheel action of Motard racing has been very popular in Europe since the mid-80's.
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a cross between moron and retard
OMG that guy is such a motard!
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Motorcyclist (French). Known more commonly in the phrase "Supermotard" (superbiker), a powersport combing aspects of road and motocross racing.
Owing to the long history and development of this sport in France (via U.S.A.) and now much of Europe, this phrase now in common use worldwide.
Motard is the French term qualifying a driver of motorcycle.
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Most retarded
That hillbilly used a screen door for a gate. Isn't that just motarded?
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Someone who is actually more retarded than a retard. An extremely stupid person.
Don't lick the paint off the F-150 you fucking motard!
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An annoying, boring, self-righteous mormon who likes to kill all of the fun. Usually, they were born and raised in Utah, have never lived outside of Utah and they:
-Don't drink ANY caffeine
-Have never sworn in their life
-Read their Book of Mormon twice a day
-Never miss church
-Don't watch any "R" rated movies
and they think anyone who does not follow or do what they do, is going to burn in hell. Also known as Molly-Mormons and Peter-Priesthoods.
"Hey guys we should watch a movie tonight."
"Let's watch Sweeney Todd!"
"But it's rated 'R'! That's against my religion!"
"Go read your scriptures you stupid motard..."
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"Dinner and a movie?"
"Sure!"
"Pick you up at 7 on Monday?"
"I have FHE..."
"...motard..."
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