Moth

What is Moth?


1.

Forget man-eating spiders- moths are the pinnacle of evil scary bugs!

Just imagine a tiny butterfly capable of flying straight down your earhole and driving you crazy, except that moths aren't pretty lil' butterflies at all... they are ugly yet clever little turds who find their way into your room at night and fly around the lampshade, casting a huge shadow on the wall which looks like a demented pigeon, which causes you to soil yourself and go sleep on the couch downstairs. (Which, by the way, is where all the spiders are hiding. But you end up eating them in your sleep anyway so it's not so bad...)

I suppose you could say I have a teeny weeny problem with moths, BUT CAN YOU BLAME ME??? MOTHS ARE PURE EVIL!!!

2.

A shitty Butterfly.....

"Dave,don't let that shitty butterfly moth in the house."

See moths, shitty, vagina

3.

Stupid flying thing

stupid moth

4.

irish slang for a girl often used instead of 'bird'

i'm off out with me moth tonight.

5.

a lazy bastard, who is laying down in a vague moth like pose.

Raz: "What are u doin?'

Mick: 'Just mothing!'

See moth, bastard, pose

6.

Shortened version of Mothra. Used as slang for Morphine, Diamorphine and Heroin.

"Do you wanna moth?"

See drugs, heroin, morphine, new zealand, slang

7.

scary attacking monster! see butterfly

Someone cone rescue me from this mosth in my room! It looks like it's about to attack!


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