What is Mother Father Chinese Dentist?


1.

Very obscure slang/substitute for swearing in frustration or anger.

Origin:

HBO television series

Mr. Show with Bob and David (1998 season 4, episode 5: It's Perfectly Understandable)

Sketch: Pallies (A Goodfellas parody, edited for television)

David Cross turns to Jay Johnston and yells (with terrible over-dubbed editing):

"Well you's can both grab one of my *books*,

you mother*father* *Chinese dentist*"

before shooting Jay in the head.

According to the Season 4 DVD commentary, years after the show ended, cast member Paul F. Thompkins had overheard someone talking on a cel phone in a bar utter the phrase "Mother Father Chinese Dentist!"

When asked if she was a fan of the show, her reply was "What?"

See sketch, david cross, hbo


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