What is Mother Heifer?
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circa 2005
country of origin: Katie Abbott
Mormonized version of the colloquial profane statement: "Mother F'er" or "Mother Fucker".
Logically followed more archaic statement "Mother of Cheese" which is, in fact, a cow, or a "mother of a heifer".
random guy on college campus: "Dude, did you just see that hot girl go by on her Razor scooter? She totally just biffed it."
random hot girl on scooter: "MOTHER HEIFER!"
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The juiciest, plumpest, most supple breasts from which the fluid of life flows. (None of that veiny shit.)
Guy: dam shit man i just gra..
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1. Any moment when you feel like jesus.
2. When you think of somthing happening, and then it happens.
"Whoa, I just thought about..
