Mother Tucker

What is Mother Tucker?


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(N.) Tucker Libowitz, better known in the street drugs industry as "Mother Tucker." He wears a magenta, pimped out suit and feather hat, and has a large glass left eye and a crackhead-like tiny right eye, which doesn't match the other at all. Tucker Libowitz is also A high buisness Drug Dealer by day, and a seedy Hollywood agent by night. His careers unfortuneatly came to an end, though as he was arrested in 2000 for Sipping Wheat Grass at a Dairen, Connecticut juice bar and was sentenced 6 consecutive Life Sentences. DA END, BABY!

Mother Tucker: "I'm Tucker Libowitz, and I got Puffy off in court. But I was Hi on Krak."

Interviewer: "And the alleged results?"

Mother Tucker: "I'm still hi on Krak."

Interviewer: "But the worst was yet to come."


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